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Shipping & Delivery Information

We ensure your premium toenail clippings arrive safely with our specialized climate-controlled shipping methods.

Shipping Methods

Standard Shipping (Free)

5-7 business days • Climate-controlled packaging

Express Shipping ($15)

2-3 business days • Priority handling

Overnight ($35)

Next business day • Premium preservation

Packaging

Premium Protection

Moisture-sealed baggies in insulated containers

Temperature Control

Maintains optimal preservation conditions

Discreet Packaging

Unmarked boxes for your privacy

Shipping FAQ

Do you ship internationally?

Currently, we only ship within the United States. International shipping is coming soon!

How are the clippings preserved during shipping?

Each order is packaged in our signature moisture-sealed baggies and placed in temperature-controlled containers to maintain optimal preservation.

Can I track my order?

Yes! You'll receive a tracking number via email once your order ships.

Have More Questions?

Our customer service team is here to help with any shipping inquiries.

Contact Support